Not Dead Yet!
Hi folks.
Yes, I know you want to read more. And I have more to tell you, about the company Christmas party, my first nat pack, Christmas, New Years, etc.
But unfortunately Suzanne hasn't been paying the bill for our Internet access (even though Emily and I been paying HER for it). I'm actually writing this from the station right now. It's no problem to use the station's computer for a short message like this, but some of my posts take some time to write. I really don't want to/can't/won't sit at the station for an extra hour to compose these tales of intrigue and horror.
Fortunately, my parents gave me the best gift of all for Christmas:
Money.
What, you were expecting something more meaningful?
Anyway, I was making the $6.25/hr thing work pretty well, but my parents felt sorry for me and gave me some cash. The first thing I intend to do with it is fix this Internet situation. Then the words shall flow.
And Suzanne can kiss my ass if she thinks I'm gonna share my connection. Especially after stealing my hot dogs. I had two left to hold me one more day until payday, and bitch ate 'em!
Happy New Year everybody!
posted by Max @ 10:35 PM
14 comments
14 Comments:
Good to hear you're still alive. Now, we expect numerous, lengthy posts in the coming days.
Hey, to get back at your roommate, why not post some compromising pictures of her right here?
Hey I nominated your site for the blog awards. You should vote for yourself at http://2006.bloggies.com/
Based on your previous description of Suzanna's sexual activities, I'm not surprised she ate your wieners. But I am surprised that you're complaining about it. Is there something you want to tell us???
I say sell her stuff to pay for what you covered, then plug up any communication ports near her (the ones in the wall dyck) with play dough... if any is left over - buy a mini-fridge hide it... or you could do the civil thing and have her evicted. Of course...based on your description of her promiscuicity, you should have no problem marketing some high class porn... I'm sure dyck has a boom pole you can borrow... oh and and something to hold the shotgun too.
Where the hell are you??? I thought you were going to post regularly...no more excuses!
Seriously. Like the last guy said, you need to decide whether or not you're serious about having a blog. Sooner or later, people will just stop checking it, and it won't matter. This thing started out very promising, and now it's just withered away to nothing.
Hey Max!
My hats off to you for making 6.25/hr work. That is total dedication. Way to go!
Jeff
(the sound of crickets chirping)
Come on buddy, get a move on
where are you dude?
This is ridiculous. You've posted twice in one month...grounds for me to quit checking this blog altogether. If you were going to close it down, the least you could've done was written a post saying so. Idiot.
I'm starting to think he is dead now though... One of whats-her-name's boyfriends probably found this and offed him...
Wow some of you people need to get lives. It's not like this guy OWE'S you posts. Your not PAYING to read his blog. Time to check back in with reality now.
I'm going to have to disagree with you. When you start a blog, encourage people to read it, and get it linked from other blogs, you have a responsibility to keep up with it. It's like starting a story in segments, then neglecting to finish it--whether you charge money is irrelevant.
And FYI, it's "you're", not "your". Take some grammar lessons before you start insulting people.
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