Sunday, October 23, 2005

Blech.

I'd just like to say:

Packing sucks.

Where did all this stuff come from? How did it get here? I don't have any money, so when did I buy it? Why did I buy it?

Why in the hell do I have a waffle iron? I've never made waffles.

Why was I keeping this broken CD player?

What ever made me think this stuff in the closet back here was art? Why am I still reluctant to throw it away?

Why do I have an outdated Mole Richardson lighting catalog?

Why am I keeping my notebooks from college? Why do I still have any of my textbooks?

Why do I have an Indigo Girls CD? Did I ever really like them?

Should I throw out the porn? Naah.

What should I do with this parking meter? How did I end up with a parking meter? I think it has change in it!

All this crap has to fit into a U-Haul trailer? What the hell was I thinking?

3 Comments:

At 3:00 PM, October 24, 2005, Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

Keep the waffle iron. You'll want to bash yourself over the head with it when you realize what a fool you are for taking that crap job.

 
At 9:32 PM, October 24, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHA.... YOu made me laugh Great.

 
At 6:00 AM, October 25, 2005, Blogger Max said...

Thanks Dyck, I appreciate your continuing support. It's nice to know I have you in my corner.

And anonymous, thanks for reading. I'm glad you're enjoying it.

 

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